Why tp someones house

Hold the roll with the paper trailing back off the top of your hand, as you cock your arm back, then let it roll off your fingertips when you throw it at your target, so the end stays at your feet, or in your other hand, and the roll unrolls over the tree of your choice.

Aim above where you want to paper. Start with a tree with some good branch candidates. Throw the roll above the branches you want to paper, so it trails up and over beautifully, and plunks on the ground on the other side. Aim low and aim high. If the branches are too high, or too thick, it is possible to get the roll stuck.

Try not to worry too much, but aim at a more high-probability target with your next roll. If you only get the lower branches, it can easily be taken down. You want your hard work to stay for at least a couple days, right? Get creative. Pick it up and throw it back over.

Work your way around the tree until the roll runs out. The best TP jobs are like the work of an intricate spider, going back through the branches, between multiple trees, wrapping around the car and then back through the first tree.

Use as much of each roll as you can. Don't leave rolls sitting on the ground. Mummify that tree! Work together. You don't necessarily have to chase down all your rolls.

If your friend's lands at your feet, toss it back over to keep the process going smoothly and quickly. The resulting TP job will look more random and chaotic that way, an ideal outcome. Part 4.

Vary your targets. The trees are the first, best, and most-obvious target. But a truly great toilet-papering takes no prisoners. Within a single roll, you can get creative and try to hit as many different places as possible, or use many rolls to super-coat every single target you paper.

Create a car shell. Waking up to find a couple rolls of toilet paper in one of your trees isn't that big of a deal. It'll only take a few minutes to clean up. Imagine waking up to find your car completely surrounded by TP. That's more like it. If you can, bring a spray bottle or a bottle of water, wet the surface of the car with it before wrapping the car, rolling the paper underneath and going back up and over.

Getting the bottom layer soggy will create a sloppy, clingy mess, but not any permanent damage. Wrap fences, lawn ornaments, and bushes. Secure the end of the roll at one end of a fence and weave the rest of the roll through it, wrapping around individual posts and between them. Do the same things for any decorative bushes that might line the yard. Rip small pieces of toilet paper off the roll and scatter them all over the lawn.

Lots and lots of small pieces are super-annoying. Spell out words with toilet paper. This is a prank, not vandalism. Leaving cruel slogans or taunts is a good way to get in trouble with the cops, if it could be considered a threat. Go for the hail mary in the final minutes. The holy grail of the TP job is getting the roll all the way over the house. This absolutely has to be the last part of the job, however, because the plunk of TP on the roof can cause a racket that'll get you caught.

You need to be very careful and get your best thrower on the job, or all do it at the same time to see who can throw the farthest. Then take off running. Part 5. Introduce shaving cream into the equation. Bring along a couple cans of cheap shaving cream to spray on the yard, or to use to stick toilet paper to the trees. It can be risky, because the cans make a loud sound, but if you do it quick and dirty, you can get away with it. Give shaving cream smiley faces to the shrubbery.

Make a weirdo pile of wadded-up toilet paper and shaving cream in the middle of the yard, like a goo mountain. Nobody will want to stick their hands into it to clean it up. Never use shaving cream on cars, the house, windows, or driveways, because it can cause stains that might cause permanent damage. That would up your prank to a misdemeanor. Don't do it. Bring along an assortment of garbage.

Instead of taking out the garbage the night before you going on your TP run, save it. Dump it in the middle of the yard. Banana peels, apple cores, candy wrappers. It'll be a chore for someone else to clean up. Make sure there's no incriminating evidence, like a telephone bill with your name on it, before you hand it over to the enemy.

Rearrange lawn furniture. Stack the chairs in the yard, or line them all up facing the street. Put the gnomes and lawn geese up on the porch after wrapping them up with toilet paper and give them shaving cream mustaches. Leave forks. A common homecoming week prank is to leave a bunch of forks stuck into someone's yard, as if the yard had suddenly sprouted utensils in the moonlight.

Plastic forks are fine, or you can collect cheap dime-store forks for a couple weeks leading up to your big prank. If you want to fork someone, assign the job to one person in your crew, because it can take a while to do right. Ding and ditch. Are you brave enough to ring the doorbell at the end of the night?

If so, have everyone else in the group take off around the corner and have your most courageous toilet paper warrior brave the long steps up to the front door. Done properly, it can be the best and most satisfying nightcap. Put one or more people in each tree, use multiple rolls of toilet paper, and play a random game of catch.

Not Helpful 3 Helpful Yes, it counts as vandalism, and you could break or damage something. It is best to stick with pranks that don't do any real damage. Not Helpful 7 Helpful Sebastian Carlson. It depends on the severity or whether or not it classifies as vandalism. If you spray-painted or egged the house then yes, it is illegal. Not Helpful 2 Helpful Caius Ayouby. Most likely not, although you can be given a misdemeanor but it all depends on the severity of the situation.

Not Helpful 4 Helpful You could. However, it is more dangerous than the traditional method. Not Helpful 8 Helpful 9. Include your email address to get a message when this question is answered. If you fork someones yard check to see if its going to frost in the morning, if so the forks will break when the owner tries to pull them up.

Helpful 1 Not Helpful 0. NEVER forget your supplies. If someone runs out of the house to scare you off, always grab it so you have a second shot later.

Assign someone fast this job. Helpful 0 Not Helpful 0. If there is snow, walk backwards to sidetrack them and make them think you went the opposite way. The goal is to do as much "decorating" as possible without getting caught. It's usually done late at night or early in the morning.

It's a very friendly form of prank. Although it's a pain to clean it up, most people accept it in a spirit of play and may TP the culprit's house in revenge when they least expect it. Click to expand Thanks James and GreenWhiteBlue. I guess we don't have that in Portugal, particularly in Lisbon, since most of us live in buildings - at least I've had, my entire life - and it doesn't work in buildings If someone could help me out with the "Senior Night", i'd really appreciate it.

I've never attended a Senior Night , but as I understand it, it is an all-night party for Seniors that often includes or starts with a sports event and then moves on to a party at another location, or a series of locations.

I assume you understand "seniors" to be students in their last year a high school. I hope this is helpful, or that someone who has actually participated will offer better description. Thanks, Cagey.

There are so many differences in the educational systems and high school traditions between the US and Portugal Europe in general, I think , that translating things about it is a nightmare Thank you all for your help. Sounds like this nerd was getting his house tp'd all the time, and wants to make silly threats that usually don't happen. And toilet paper makes no noise, so unless your an idiot, you're not going to get caught.

What a joke! And in most states, you can't just go shooting people with out justifiable reasons. They are not in your home, that's not how it works. And for "lack of sleep", you said you were in college.

So that means you beating up kids a few years younger than you means that they were in high school. So you are basically bragging like a tough guy because as a young adult you went up and beat the shit out of some little high school kids?!? You punk ass wimp. No respect is given to you, you sound like a cowardly man child who can't control his temper or behavior like a rational adult.

And you would of used w belong in jail bro. Or a mental health facility- I used to work at one with people with similar violent tendencies like you. And "proved a point" - it's comendable that you want to do the right thing, and I respect that.

At the same time, nobody likes a tattle tale. It's tough being a teenager and making such tough moral decisions for the first time. Try to find a balance. But set the example by simply not following the crowd cause everybody else is being the idiot.

Good luck. I was trying to make a point because someone said they're going to TP my friends house I said it was illegal but didn't believe me so I looked it up and this is what I found now nobody that was listening will TP my friends house.

Caught two Fucks that were a few years younger than me tping my house.